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i'm also a massive dumbass, soc thoughts 

i'm a nerd. 

Trans girls with deep husky voices will inherit the earth

Meds 

i didn't buy a phone i bought 200$ gameboy emulator that can receive robocalls

pokeposting 

@GayNiffler quit now before you become a policy wonk like that guy

*points to a shrouded creature in the corner with a macbook open, reading the New York Times Opinion Editorial pages. They make an unearthly shriek, spilling their latte, and skitter under a table all of their legs. Including the two extra legs that were hidden under their trenchcoat*

phoenix wright allo attourney: this time he fucks

"unconditional love" discourse, seriously why is this discourse 

D&D Items: Law and Order

Law is a +1 magic longsword, and Order is a +1 shield. When wielded together, Law uses a d10 as if it were two-handed, and Order can be used to bonus action shield bash (d4 damage dice).

Atunement requires a Lawful alignment, and legally changing your name to Dick Wolf.

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

if the property manager doesn't show up for 15 minutes, i get the apartment for free, right?

Selfie no ec 

If my therapist lets me get a cat what are the chances that our remaining sessions will literally just be us looking at pictures of my cat from now on

i have nothing to do and four hours to do it. american labor is a trench and we are all feet

food, 

Disappointed in pride, misgendering 

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