Being lured into the cellar on the promise of a cask of amontillado but it's special K chocolate and almond instead
@LargeNovelty Joke's on Montresor, when you eat the Special K and use your Special K strength to break down the wall.
Oh, wait, how does the story go again?
@ansugeisler that sounds right to me. pretty standard ending for Poe
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