my coworker posited the theory that in the game world the monsters that appear are related to chiralium, a substance from which monster energy drink is made in-game, so in the game world monster energy is... literally monster energy.

putting anything above Handmaiden: no, stop that

Mental health (+), reference to suicidal thoughts 

if raichu evolved from pikachu then how come there are still pikachu

asking for help 

Who would win Baby Yoda or Smooth Yoda.

Personally I think Smooth Yoda is an incredibly powerful force of nature that can easily dunk on Baby Yoda.

I have this recurring dream where I'm just minding my own business when all of a sudden I get knocked flat on my back because Baby Yoda punches me right in the middle of the face.

We need to do something about this. It's only getting worse. America is in crisis

@selontheweb sel defense squad except its literally every person on the entire webbed site

Mastodon Gamer Signup Wizard:

Step 1) When somebody signs up for mastodon, the website asks them: "Are you a gamer?"

Step 2) If the user answers "yes", mastodon automatically generates a brand new mastodon instance, exclusively for this user.

Step 3) Once the user is signed up on their custom gamer instance, the instance is permanently deleted from mastodon, along with the wretched gamer user.


The quote “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds” implies the existence of a hobgoblin of big minds

This vampire poll is neck and neck.

Haha I'm funny

HELLO FRIENDS!!!! i just dropped my newest MASTERPIECE named "hey man i dont really know what to put here im bad with making choices so i guess ill leave this here as a placeholder"

GO LISTEN TO IT HERE!!! and also like share and subscribe

Mastodon is crumbling and many blame it on the bellboy

it's International Men's Day. if you see a man celebrating but he doesn't have a valid passport stuffed in his mouth or at least four different national flags worn as capes and skirts on his body, tackle that asshole for being unsuitably international. 😤

International Men? keep it up. you've earned this... unlike most everything else. 😤

A video comparing the sizes of celestial objects 

the difference between the body and the ground is nothing

Winning debates against myself in the blanket fort of ideas.

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