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The signed version of this message is posted on my public keybase folder here: uberactivist.keybase.pub/masto

Not gonna lie, Marques Brownlee and LinusTechTips are kinda sickening in a way. It's hard to describe though.

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Screw Space Pants... Space Trucks are where it's at.

Just saw Spiderverse in PLF 3D....

It is so good.

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Me: Hi Microsoft, uh, we would like our Windows workstations to be Updated

Microsoft: Literally why would you ever want that?

Me: Because, uh, security and stuff

Microsoft: There's an AI. Let the AI do its secret, stealthy work. Do not question the AI.

Me: But the AI doesn't always work.

Microsoft: DO NOT QUESTION THE AI hzzsssfht

Me: hello?

Microsoft: YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CORTANA TERMINATION SQUAD

Me: is that bad

Microsoft: It would be if we could get Cortana to apply updates

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Asking for advice for a potential future bicycle price Show more

Asking for advice for a potential future bicycle price Show more

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50 degrees Fahrenheit is 0.175 radians Celsius

Am I doing this right?

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gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

Hey Mastodon Instance Admins. What would be the way to do this command using tootctl since rake tasks are gone?

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