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This is to verify that I, UberActivist on keybase.io, am @abby, @UberActivist, and @WeatherAbby on Mastodon.

The signed version of this message is posted on my public keybase folder here: uberactivist.keybase.pub/masto

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I don't often post about politics here on Mathstodon, but this is exceptional.

The Department for Work and Pensions has destroyed reports into suicides linked to benefits being stopped.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli

Editorial: This latest blunder by our celestial gods proves we should've switched to Philips Hue bulbs on our celestial bodies years ago.

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#Breaking news: The Sun has been infected with the Wannacry ransomware. Sources familiar with the Sun state that due to budget constraints, the powers that be decided not to upgrade off of Windows XP Service Pack 1.

Until the situation is remedied, the sun may emit a red glow and occasionally ask you for bitcoin. Everyone is advised to act like everything is normal, and to not engage in the sun in any way.

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the Thanos "what did it cost?" "everything" meme except it's FLOSS evangelists realizing that Linux and BSD are now the most popular operating systems in the world...

... because of Android and iOS

Unscanned item in the bagging area.

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Ok so how does this even work.

My objective time is longer than the entire match was?????? blizzard????

That's right. You can pick whatever gender you want tomorrow, but it can't be a number. This is mandatory.

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Today's gender is [object Object].

Picture of a person w/ eye contact, stolen shamelessly from birdsite 

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I need some friends on Nintendo Switch pls add me :frowning: SW-3618-0596-1499

Ok so how does this even work.

My objective time is longer than the entire match was?????? blizzard????

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despicable me 4: gru runs for president using the slogan "vote gru no matter who"

I need some friends on Nintendo Switch pls add me :frowning: SW-3618-0596-1499

Try my bootleg switch games, including Ultra Moria Maker 2, The Watcher 3, and Mycraft.

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two and a half men reboot where one is a demiboy

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Abby's choices:

LGBTQ.cool

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