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Hey if you put this disclaimer on your android projects kindly throw out your computer and never develop anything ever again thanks.

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Mastodon is Crumbling and all I got Was This lousey T-Shirt

Remember kids: brake checking a loaded semi is a 100% good idea that will never end badly

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US Politics, Democratic Party 2020, Satire, The Onion, you get the idea 

Iowa Caucus 

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Uspol, primaries 

Me admiring all 158 of my steam games, most of which I will not even play once.

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is there anything better than microSD cards to demonstrate the concept that something can be technologically remarkable and also maddeningly shitty

OH NOW it finally decides to jump to the end like it's supposed to. About fuckin time.

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Riot was designed by people who don't understand usability.

Example:

I'm scrolling through 6 months of back mesages to see the bottom because I don't want to send a message

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YouTube gains exclusive streaming rights for Overwatch League, Call of Duty League, and Hearthstone esports

twitter.com/Fwiz/status/122080

overwatchleague.com/en-us/news

holy shit, what the fuck

#OverwatchLeague

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Every time I hear someone talk about having to deal with "Sidekiq" in Mastodon server administration, I keep thinking of one of these:

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in a gender seminar. the lecturer talks about her commitment to feminist pedagogy and the importance of space in the construction of hierarchy so she suggests that we shift the tables around. and after doing that it dawns on me that the tables ended up in the shape of a cock and balls

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@pinkprius it's like "hey Tim, last time I checked it didn't cost $2500 to renounce your windows license"

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