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this demon? #lolitafashion goals

cute dress? CHECK

border print? CHECK

cupcake petticoat? CHECK

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please do not do the thing where i ask you not to do something and you do it as a joke

i'm sure it feels funny from your end but jokingly breaking boundaries is still breaking boundaries

this is just general good practice as well

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400% sure that identity is just stapling together other people's pictures of you

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*long drag from a cigarette* That’s Pining Bitch

Do you ever have a really nice dream where you get to kiss your crush that you’ve been slowly lessening your feelings for bc you agreed to be just friends, and now all the longing is back full force? No, just me? Okay

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I’m just here in my friends coffee shop, blind contour drawing the espresso machine over and over

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"Any time someone draws attention to the fact that they're breaking a gender stereotype, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by indicating that this is an exception and not the status quo." -Knuckles the Echidna

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ADHD culture i

do i wanna write or do i wanna knit?

did i plan anyth

was i writing a post?

did i plan anything for dinner? where did i get my knitting needles from?

ADHD cultur

seriously why am i holding my knitting i should be writing

is that my phone? headphones? my head hurts

do i want to knit?

Cult of the Chosen ADHD Havers

why am i holding my knitting?

was i making a post on masto

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where did my knitting go?

This bitch like beef jerky!!!! dehydrated!!!!

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my lil babies have grown!!! I'm not sure if the green ones are gonna take the variegation of their parent plant but I'm super proud of them either way!!!

first image: april
second & third image: yesterday

I’ve already spent way too much time on this when it was supposed to be a quick doodle. I’m talking hours 😭😰

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Are your children chatting about dying in outer space?

ROFL: Real Oxygen Failure Loop
STFU: Systemic Total Failure Underway
ILY: Irreparable Leak Yonder
YOLO: Your Oxygen Lost (Oops)
SMH: Something Mauled Hull
WYD?: Why'd You Die?
DGAF: Decompression: Gas/Atmosphere Failure
LMFAO: Let's Maybe Forget Astronaut's Odds

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[Extremely Tom Delonge voice]
WHat homestuck is to me

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