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Valid to be cool as fuck and fly as hell

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sometimes a family is a few hundred queer strangers on the internet

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The cool thing about me is that i'm online a lot and also i'm a huge dumbass

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the prodigal poster returns (to main)

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i'm also a mod here, but i don't really enforce punishments for

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Hey you know who I like to be friends with? Dirt

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uuhh uspol, dating apps, is this really happening to me 

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impending homelessness, extreme poverty, abuse, boost for visibility 

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re: epic dunk 

the Apricots on repeat listener is logged on

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give me one good reason not to fall in love with you

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Logging into Mastodon to see what my friends are up to be like:

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Imagine some poor fucking celebrity PR firm intern having to manage Hillary Clinton's Snouts Online Mastodon Presence.

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ignoring both the spirit and the letter of the law

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*me, being pelted with dead AAA batteries* "SOUP PARTY"!! I WAS GOING TO SAY "SOUP PARTY"!! "I DON'T HAVE THE SPOONS TO HOST THIS SOU-

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