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I've posted a lot if dumb shit in my life. End of toot

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Girls on Mastodon be like "i'm 26"

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@Pixley yeah, i love... trees. i love trees. I think that *trees* have been very good for my mental health and that... trees make me excited and happy to wake up on days where there's not much else. Really really love trees

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The cool thing about me is that i'm online a lot and also i'm a huge dumbass

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HOW TO APPROACH GIRLS NOT ON MASTODON URGENT

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@dirt got my first rabbit resident. Thought you'd want to know.
They're an Archer.

Hey i took that personality test too and idk it seems pretty accurate to me

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To the girl reading this... Show more

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Me, an 8 year old having a party at a trampoline zone to celebrate the fact that i am no longer 7: i have the world's bounciest b-day and it isn't even all that close lmao

Confession Show more

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I want to go see baby turtles hatch and go into the ocean, I think that would be lovely

i finally did a bad post. Idk what to do??

Your "Sarah Number+" is how many posts it takes you, on average, to elicit a frown from @neoncoughh on a typical day, plus the number of ('s in the frown

Your "Sarah Number" is how many posts it takes you, on average, to elicit a frown from @neoncoughh on a typical day

Tired: wanting to become a cryptid

Wired: realizing i'm already a cryptid

i forgot about this one. My best posts really are when i'm messed up lmao

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Bhikkhu walk into a bar. The bartender says "holy shit, my life is a joke. Fuck fuck fuck FUCK when i finish this sentence, that's it - my life is over"

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Self-deprecating as a form of kink-shaming

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Plugging in an old printer and watching it print queued MapQuest directions

Alc, Karen Show more

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hello @root is a wonderful and delightful person this has been a psa

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