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The cool thing about me is that i'm online a lot and also i'm a huge dumbass

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I hope Jesus never joins Masto. Might have to delete some stuff

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HOW TO APPROACH GIRLS NOT ON MASTODON URGENT

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i'll never cancel anyone because i never know what's going on

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Wait are we all sad what the hell

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@dirt They did a concert here a few years ago and trotted Brad Marchand onto the stage and i never booed at a concert before but damn it I booed then.

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I dont delete my accounts.

I "prestige"

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I want [REDACTED SODA NAME BECAUSE I'M NO SHILL] and a bunch of different style French fries

You could say i'm something of a misanthrope. I'm a Red Sox fan, but i never got into the Dropkick Murphys, so

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@caraellison @c0debabe okay

there's a whole line of athleisure shirts for women with sardonic/simplistic lines about working out

let's just make a line of health goth wear with sardonic statements about relationships

yes

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No, i haven't posted in a little bit, but i hardly see how that is relevant, thank you very much

i cannot help but notice you have stopped faving and boosting my posts. Is it... do you hate me now, maybe?

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imagine if Jim Davis pulled a JK Rowling and was like "Odie was nonbinary and flourished despite an abusive childhood I never mentioned"

YOUR πŸ‘ RELATIONSHIP πŸ‘ ISN'T πŸ‘ REAL πŸ‘ UNLESS πŸ‘ I πŸ‘ AM πŸ‘ ALSO πŸ‘ KIND πŸ‘ OF πŸ‘ PART πŸ‘ OF πŸ‘ IT πŸ‘ SOMEHOW πŸ‘

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Me, seeing a thread of my mutuals being flirty with each other on main: dirt time, baby 😎

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Y'all got any more of that... discourse?

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Ernest, like many American men, was invented to sell insurance

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