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Valid to be cool as fuck and fly as hell

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sometimes a family is a few hundred queer strangers on the internet

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The cool thing about me is that i'm online a lot and also i'm a huge dumbass

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sure, sex is great, but have you ever felt like you weren't alone?

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Sex 

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now you're sitting there, your hair
looks just like Gwen Stefani.
You were wearing your tight jeans that you
liked more before you met me.
But i never said a thing, i bit
and bound my tongue.
Now you're making out
with someone else
in front of me like
do. you. think. i'm. dumb? :yell:

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feel like pure shit just want labor unions back

i miss being a thirsty funny volume poster :[

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Me: i'm trying to be "less online"

Girls: *are online*

Me: i am one with the timeline 🙏

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If you post every single thought you have, you'll eventually post your crush's kink, at which point you're in. It's a numbers game, really

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Wolf Parade lyric posting 

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i'm proof that super hot people can be pathetic losers, too. Unlearn your biases, people

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John McCain, death 

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very glad that i had the honor of suspending glinner. i think everyone deserves to feel the way i did in that moment at least once

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re: i was taking selfies and Lego wanted attention (selfie, dog, no ec, boosts+) 

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