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i've actually been sitting on this since 2015. When i was working at the bank, i was part of a project to convert a bunch of the computer software to bring it into the 21st century. We worked like 5 pm - 5 am. They played that welcome to the jungle song at the kick-off to fire people up (lol) and i was thinking about how much it sucked. Also nobody at that job could pronounce "chipotle" which confounded me #dirtTour
When i first posted this, it completely flopped. It got like one boost and three faves, then nothing for three weeks. i boosted it on a whim in November, the only time i have ever self-boosted it, and it caught on like wildfire. Whenever it gets rediscovered, it feels like it gets a lot more attention then it actually does because it is very long, so every interaction takes like 2/3 of my phone screen, which means scrolling through notifs takes a while creating the illusion of virality #dirtTour
@dirt and rightly so 👏
@dirt dirt was it you who wrote that great tony soprano toot???
@ldopa (i think)
@dirt hmm maybe! Thank you for pointing me towards the truth
@dirt it's gonna be stuck in my head all day. again.
@dirt I cant believe you set out to write the great american post and you did it
@Torie i can
@dirt I suppose I will amend my previous statement to be that I can fully believe that you did it but I am impressed
@dirt are you ok? I'm scared
@dirt i hate how good this is
@dirt ffs I’m going to be singing this all day
@Cee44 my bad
@dirt nothing in the last 2 months has been as good as this
@toilet it's a curse
@dirt this is an absolute masterpiece and I will never not boost it when I see it
@dirt I keep seeing this and have this vivid memory of this being essentially the first post i saw on mastodon. Thank u dirt for this wonder
@goat you're welcome and i'm sorry
@dirt still in awe at how good this is
@dirt this was the best toot of 2018. I am so fond of it
@toilet it got like 3 boosts and 10 faves at first lol
@dirt thats absolute crap. I cant believe this hasnt hit the 200 boost mark yet
@toilet it's at 69, and i like that
Akright! Been looking fowards to Elmo's Christmas...let's get to it
@dirt i remember this one :)
@amphetamine it's so bad lol
@dirt it was wonderfully awful :)
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