went back to reddit for dating advice. seems right
@citrustwee i'm picking up all kinds of tips, tricks, and cheat codes
@dirt so you're saying that if i put on my Richard Sanchez cosplay i will get a girlfriend... i see
@dirt So this is why I can't get a girlfriend, I have no love for Harry Potter. It all makes sense now.
@maloki yeah, sorry
@dirt ending it with "my gf-to-be" might the biggest self own I've ever seen in regards to giving advice on how to get a girlfriend
@dirt my favorite genre of advice is "incredibly specific to the giver's life experience, but assumed to be universal"
@dirt hey yall been out the game for a minute any advice?
Some rando: first of all have you read honestuck? I know a girl and she likes it so start there.
Edit: why all the downvotes?
@laser what makes you think that was getting downvoted and wasn't the 3rd highest post?
@dirt oh god. Get off reddit claire.
@laser hmmm. no
@dirt this advice helped me a lot I recently spent a few days memorizing lines wizard use whenever they make their pees and poops disappear and now I have three different girlfriends the only problem is that I have to see the new harry potter movie three different times and I have to act surprised when the new wizard character messes up when they say "SHARTUS DEPARTUS" and accidentally teleports a turd into their professor's chair just as she starts to sit down
@dirt I think you know the answer to that
@dirt what the fuck?
@dirt Well apparently lesbains are all colonialist monsters now so I guess nobody wins and we'll all die unhappy.
@dirt this is definitely the advice of someone who has been in many long, fulfilling, and absolutely real-and-not-imaginary-actually relationships
@dirt Claaaaaaaaaaaire get off Reddit
@dirt the deep insight men can offer is amazing!!
@dirt Wait, we have to be clean and listen? To women? /s
@dirt i am yELLING
@muppetbutler "make him sound average"
@dirt personally, I'd turn gay
@dirt you'll be shocked, absolutely shocked that women aren't looking for an absolutely boring average man
@dirt Woop woop
@dirt dirt why do you do this to yourself
@prophet_goddess Karen went back to bad NYT articles and i threatened to go back if she did so... here we are
@dirt protect yourself dirt...
@dirt Oh hon, don’t do this to yourself.
@Peggyscott it's too late 4 me
@dirt I’m excited to do the okcupid thing this summer that’s going to be an adventure
@Torie pro tip: let your shitposter friends make every decision for you. Works 100% of the time, in my experience (1/1)
@dirt I love these cuz these guys tell on themselves so badly. "Average" guys seem to do fine, hell even "below average," these guys are just staggeringly repulsive and can't comprehend that only a handful of people are staggeringly repulsive.
@dirt this is.... A lot
@dirt good lord
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