went back to reddit for dating advice. seems right
@citrustwee i'm picking up all kinds of tips, tricks, and cheat codes
@dirt so you're saying that if i put on my Richard Sanchez cosplay i will get a girlfriend... i see
@dirt So this is why I can't get a girlfriend, I have no love for Harry Potter. It all makes sense now.
@maloki yeah, sorry
@dirt ending it with "my gf-to-be" might the biggest self own I've ever seen in regards to giving advice on how to get a girlfriend
@dirt my favorite genre of advice is "incredibly specific to the giver's life experience, but assumed to be universal"
@dirt hey yall been out the game for a minute any advice?
Some rando: first of all have you read honestuck? I know a girl and she likes it so start there.
Edit: why all the downvotes?
@laser what makes you think that was getting downvoted and wasn't the 3rd highest post?
@dirt oh god. Get off reddit claire.
@laser hmmm. no
@dirt this advice helped me a lot I recently spent a few days memorizing lines wizard use whenever they make their pees and poops disappear and now I have three different girlfriends the only problem is that I have to see the new harry potter movie three different times and I have to act surprised when the new wizard character messes up when they say "SHARTUS DEPARTUS" and accidentally teleports a turd into their professor's chair just as she starts to sit down
@dirt I think you know the answer to that
@dirt what the fuck?
@dirt 100% this atlas reference was from Atlas Shrugged and he hasn't read the book and thinks it's actually about atlas
@dirt Well apparently lesbains are all colonialist monsters now so I guess nobody wins and we'll all die unhappy.
@dirt this is definitely the advice of someone who has been in many long, fulfilling, and absolutely real-and-not-imaginary-actually relationships
@dirt Claaaaaaaaaaaire get off Reddit
@dirt the deep insight men can offer is amazing!!
@dirt showering is a conspiracy to not fuck men
@dirt Wait, we have to be clean and listen? To women? /s
@dirt i am yELLING
@muppetbutler "make him sound average"
@dirt personally, I'd turn gay
@dirt you'll be shocked, absolutely shocked that women aren't looking for an absolutely boring average man
@dirt Woop woop
@dirt I read this aloud to my GF and she shouted "You put that shit up front!"
@dirt dirt why do you do this to yourself
@prophet_goddess Karen went back to bad NYT articles and i threatened to go back if she did so... here we are
@dirt protect yourself dirt...
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