@dirt i am yELLING
@muppetbutler "make him sound average"
@dirt personally, I'd turn gay
@dirt you'll be shocked, absolutely shocked that women aren't looking for an absolutely boring average man
@dirt Woop woop
@dirt dirt why do you do this to yourself
@prophet_goddess Karen went back to bad NYT articles and i threatened to go back if she did so... here we are
@dirt protect yourself dirt...
@dirt Oh hon, don’t do this to yourself.
@Peggyscott it's too late 4 me
@dirt I’m excited to do the okcupid thing this summer that’s going to be an adventure
@Torie pro tip: let your shitposter friends make every decision for you. Works 100% of the time, in my experience (1/1)
@dirt I love these cuz these guys tell on themselves so badly. "Average" guys seem to do fine, hell even "below average," these guys are just staggeringly repulsive and can't comprehend that only a handful of people are staggeringly repulsive.
@dirt this is.... A lot
@dirt good lord
@dirt make a profile on a dating site but make yourself a cardboard cutout of a person who sits at home literally 100% of the time and has no meaningful hobbies. you'd be surprised how few people want to date you
@gayalien make a profile where you take the picture in the dark with the flash on and your eyes closed and then be mean to wait staff at restaurants and see how much you like dating
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