Me, commenting on my friends selfies: holy fucking shit 😍 please make out with me until i literally die so i can be an angel and finally be in your league because omgghhhh 😍 😍 😭 😭
Me, commenting on a crush's selfie: cute 🤠
@dirt What about friends that you have a crush on?
@cccam i flip a coin
@dirt Heads I win, tails you lose?
@dirt *totally doesn't go look at her own selfies*
@dirt what does it mean when you 50% fav, 50% ignore a selfie?
@wersimmon i message you on Wire, stop complaining :p
@dirt that’s cute 
@dirt cant come off as desparate y'know
@anna if people ever knew? What i was feeling? i'd be laughed off the fedi
@dirt
also but me commenting on a selfie: LITERAL ANGEL ON EARTH !
@dirt
this is me except friends get “cute 🤠” and crushes get NOTHING
?@J not-that-close second
@dirt
don't remember that in the film
🤠 is the flirtiest jumanji and it isn't particularly close #dirtTour