Me, commenting on my friends selfies: holy fucking shit 😍 please make out with me until i literally die so i can be an angel and finally be in your league because omgghhhh 😍 😍 😭 😭
Me, commenting on a crush's selfie: cute 🤠
@dirt What about friends that you have a crush on?
@cccam i flip a coin
@dirt Heads I win, tails you lose?
@dirt *totally doesn't go look at her own selfies*
@dirt what does it mean when you 50% fav, 50% ignore a selfie?
@wersimmon i message you on Wire, stop complaining :p
@dirt that’s cute
@dirt cant come off as desparate y'know
@anna if people ever knew? What i was feeling? i'd be laughed off the fedi
also but me commenting on a selfie: LITERAL ANGEL ON EARTH !
this is me except friends get “cute 🤠” and crushes get NOTHING
@J not-that-close second
don't remember that in the film
The flirtiest and best is 🎩👌 "m'lady"
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