Imagine hearing the phrase "friendzone" and thinking it was a bad place to be. jfc
i'm friendzoning all of you. Welcome to the friendzone. You are my friends and i love you
@dirt one of the garbage songs off the work playlist is a mediocre pop punk tune with the chorus "i don't wanna go back to the friendzone" and it makes me want to vault the till and trash the vape display
@dirt Yay Friendzone 🙂
@dirt thanks, dirt
@dirt I am so happy to be here!
@dirt it's about time we put a name to this
Finally, a friend!!
@Kouka hell yeah 😎
@dirt it's a pretty great place to be, but then I'm clearly biased
@dirt how terrible to be friends with a nice and awesome lady. I will be writing about this on my blog about woman hating, as being friends with a cool person like you would be truly terrible. I mean you're just so amazing.
@dirt no, im not gonna imagine it
@LuigiEsq smart. it sucks
@dirt I don’t even have my fedora with me so I couldn’t imagine it even if I wanted to
@dirt I often wonder if companies that don't hire those people are unemployed-zoning them, or if it's just friendship that they find to be a dystopian heckscape.
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