if this gets ten thousand boosts i'll ask my crush on a date
@dirt Which *ONE* of your crushes would you ask out though? :P
@diffractie you'll have to hope we get 9,984 more boosts!
@dirt are there even 10,000 people on the fediverse
@jacethechicken there are definitely more than 10k accounts
@dirt everyone boot up your alts
@dirt seems like a respectable number to me
@muppetbutler can never be too careful
@dirt -slaps paws down on the table- Alright, let's go! 😃
@MadestMadness we're still 9,959 away, sorry
Everyone boosting this is just enabling cowardice. Go ask your crush out dirt. You can do it.
@Lumb they're not around rn
So? Beauty of asynchronous communication is you can text somebody literally any time and they can just respond when they’re alive.
Look, you can ask them out, or I can go cobble together a shitty botnet and force it to boost this toot several hundred thousand times to prove a point.
One of these options will leave me with a functional botnet. Is that something you really wanna be responsible for dirt beans?
Awwwuh I’m touched 😍
@dirt do it, quit finding excuses to wait because every second you wait is a second you'll regret when you're older
@psxbunny i'mmmmmmm pretty sure they know what's up it's just a timing thing lol
@dirt you can just ask anytime..
Hehe keep thinking that. I'm working on it. Enlisting the help of my hacker GF who I asked out with NO prompting cuz I'm not a coward. We're gonna make this happen. Might not be today. Might not be tomororow. But eventually...
That said I still refuse to boost this myself. Go ask your crush out dirt.
@Lumb i am working on it! Working hard! It's not even a "mustering up the courage" thing, it's a "i need to get a phone number" type deal
Oh I see. Well good luck! You can do it!
@Lumb i know i can, i'm extremely charming and cute as a button
Hell yeah! That's true!
@dirt if it gets twenty thousand boosts your crush will ask you on a date
@popefucker they better...
@dirt LOL... no.
@dirt do it!
@dirt hey dirt u goofball did you ask your crush on a date yet
@dirt yay :3
@KitRedgrave i mean it's over now so that's worth celebrating
@dirt oh :<
@KitRedgrave it's ok! i'm just glad it's done!
[ten thousand boosts]
@Food only 9,893 more!
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