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if this gets ten thousand boosts i'll ask my crush on a date

@dirt Which *ONE* of your crushes would you ask out though? :P

@diffractie you'll have to hope we get 9,984 more boosts!

@jacethechicken there are definitely more than 10k accounts

@dirt
Everyone boosting this is just enabling cowardice. Go ask your crush out dirt. You can do it.

@dirt
So? Beauty of asynchronous communication is you can text somebody literally any time and they can just respond when they’re alive.

@dirt
Look, you can ask them out, or I can go cobble together a shitty botnet and force it to boost this toot several hundred thousand times to prove a point.

One of these options will leave me with a functional botnet. Is that something you really wanna be responsible for dirt beans?

@dirt do it, quit finding excuses to wait because every second you wait is a second you'll regret when you're older

@psxbunny i'mmmmmmm pretty sure they know what's up it's just a timing thing lol

@dirt
Hehe keep thinking that. I'm working on it. Enlisting the help of my hacker GF who I asked out with NO prompting cuz I'm not a coward. We're gonna make this happen. Might not be today. Might not be tomororow. But eventually...

@dirt
That said I still refuse to boost this myself. Go ask your crush out dirt.

@Lumb i am working on it! Working hard! It's not even a "mustering up the courage" thing, it's a "i need to get a phone number" type deal

@Lumb i know i can, i'm extremely charming and cute as a button

@dirt if it gets twenty thousand boosts your crush will ask you on a date

@dirt hey dirt u goofball did you ask your crush on a date yet

@KitRedgrave i mean it's over now so that's worth celebrating

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