mastodon is full of people who would be very fun at parties but who never get invited to parties
@Pixley i'll be too tired
@Pixley that's not true, actually. i've been to a bunch of parties this year and i was a god damn delight at all of them
@dirt how could you lie to us, on this, your Mastoversary
@Pixley my bad
@dirt wow, this is so true it hurts
@swamp it us 😔
Tbh, it them 😤
Cuz we cool af!!
@dirt this is actually a common piece of misinformation. dirt, who is the most fun to have at parties and has literally never even heard of a party, skews the results drastically.
@Troasta we should probavly be using the median here instead of the mean
@dirt not me. I’m extremely boring at parties
@brogepi do u want to come to a party
@dirt yeah, can I mill around on the periphery?
@brogepi that's where the action is!
@dirt I get invited to Karen’s parties and that’s it but it’s acrually because I’m very boring at parties
@dirt oh man so true
@dirt the last time I got invited to a party I started a shouting argument about whether or not catgirls are furry so this is correct
@dirt feeling a little called out
@dirt cant go to parties even if i got invited, im too busy being online
*laughs to cover up that this is in fact somewhat of a true statement*
@dirt Heh, we should all meet up at Wild Nights or Furry Retreat.
@dirt u say that cause u don't know me 😂
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