one time in middle school i heard a girl on the bus say "i heard ___ stands the wrong way when they shower" and that really fucked me up for, like, years
@dirt I have so many questions for this girl
this is no joke one of the things i worry about for no reason
@spookcentral which way do you stand
with my back to the water but i always see people in movies and shit standing with their titties facing the water so im fundamentally unsure if im doing it right
@dirt congrats on fucking me up
@dirt damn, gonna be pondering this for a while
@dirt but theres more than two ways to stand in the shower... im nb and stand sideways
@dirt I want to believe that this person thinks the right way is like, a handstand or something wild
@dirt how did she know?
@byttyrs the grapevine, i suppose
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