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Screenshots that include overly dramatic selfies, proof of dirt being a mean jerk 

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some days you're just bowled over by how ridiculous it all is

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dirt taught me it was ok to be hot

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i'm uncancellable because i've never been wrong ✝️

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things i saw on 9/11 this year
- Salad Thief Enby
- Laser
- PUP

truly a great day for me

food 

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Karen: *posts about David Book or whatever from the NYT*

me: 😴

Karen: *posts about vegetarian taco bell options*

me: 👀👀👀👀👀

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me:

my brain: i'm pretty sure everyone you're dating or have dated would like each other more than they like you. let's think about that for a while

me: do i have to?

my brain: yes, obviously

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sometimes i'll do a really bad post just to feel something, just to make sure i'm alive

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todays cryptid of the week is... nancy pelosi, the epic clapback kween!!!!

OH MY GOD I FORGOT THAT I MUTED BEES

open if you want to be enby 

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never criticize me or try to help me improve in any way

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there's a lot of trans posters on masto because we are naturally predisposed to hating our own bits... lol

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my boss: you traded every computer in our office for a lifetime supply of dried grapes... claire, what the hell???

me: everything happens for a raisin

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i can't wait until capitalism dies and there can be new things wow

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