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hello! i'm eject, a non-binary person from the uk. i used to be @eject until that instance went down.

my hobbies include favouriting posts from people i follow and leaving them nice replies

i like to think of myself as some sort of artist, but i rarely share my work. i'd like to write short stories, but i rarely check my speling.

oh, and i also post lewd and nude things fyi

you can find my website at extort.io/n/

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If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya ma'am

I got a CuriousCat, ask me questions goddamn

curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks

Love it when a cool idea to improve performance instead turns out to be 3 times slower

sleep, - 

sleep, - 

people who speak with their eyes: why?

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porn 

follow my techbro account for complaints about the person who wrote these unit tests

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@themorgangoats capitalism is like the simpsons. it's a dry dead husk at *must* end sometime soon.. right???? but it just keeps going churning dead cultural consumption over and over in a self perpetuating machine of growth

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2019 is off to a middle aged gay man… who played the clarinet.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

you remind me of something or someone

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What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Every morning i go through what the nightcrew have been posting and favourite it all

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food, knives 

gross body stuff 

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You: I think the coffee maker is broken.
Me: Boost the confinement beam.
You: What? That's not...
Me: Transfer auxiliary power to shields.
You: You can't just say random-
Me: Run a level three diagnostic on the deflector array.
You: (sobbing) Stop...
Me: Make it so.

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