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a haunting nudist BBQ toot 

Sarah, 73% boosted

you've heard of eigenvectors, now get ready for eugenvectors

gonna avoid the wrath of revolutionaries by throwing seeds on the ground in front of me

Sarah, 73% boosted
Sarah, 73% boosted
Sarah, 73% boosted

specifically my left molar operculum that is being very annoying right now

Sarah, 73% boosted

Shirts:

Sarah, 73% boosted
Sarah, 73% boosted

I should probably repost this image every day, because too many people think like this.

Sarah, 73% boosted

if i take a massive shit in a public toilet, after all the noise, i put my hand to my ear and say aloud "yes, this is agent 7: we're in"

Sarah, 73% boosted

glimpse is objectively a better name for an image editor than [other name here] but boomer linux boys wont change it because they love ableism

dentistry 

good night

i go to bed with a feeling of disappointment

cities skylines but it's just the water physics

can't wait for my ebooks bot to start saying awwooooooo

me: not a furry

also me: woof woof, awwoooooooo, meow, :blobcat:

imagine if shop owners got so paranoid about shop lifting that they bricked up all their doors and windows so the only way to get in was to literally lift the building up and hop inside

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