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a haunting nudist BBQ toot 

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hello! i'm eject, a non-binary person from the uk. i used to be @eject until that instance went down.

my hobbies include favouriting posts from people i follow and leaving them nice replies

i like to think of myself as some sort of artist, but i rarely share my work. i'd like to write short stories, but i rarely check my speling.

oh, and i also post lewd and nude things fyi

you can find my website at extort.io/n/

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what's this round flat thing? discus.

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Quick quiz to see if you could live in Britain: Which of these is most likely topic of conversation among strangers?
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I think Edward Snowden should use his book money to buy more fashionable glasses

i hope you all had a good sleeping, are having a good sleep, will have a good sleep

dream 

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i wish i was dizzy right now

instead my eyes hurt and i'm just feeling grumpy

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either it's still hay fever season or i'm allergic to cats

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why am i so tired?

like i feel drained

all i did was play with a cat

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When someone's disagreeing with you one of the first things they'll do is to scream "why are you dragging POLITICS into this?!!"

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Okay friendos, class is in session. You ready for Guerrilla's Guide to the Selfie?

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