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my boss: you traded every computer in our office for a lifetime supply of dried grapes... claire, what the hell???

me: everything happens for a raisin

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I wish that I could have one single houseplant that my cats would not eat

Drugs, Meme 

Star Trek Meme 

Anyone who loves Revit is incapable of human interaction.

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every university website is so poorly designed that it feels like you gotta solve riddles three just to see your class schedule

meme, cursing 

meme, handcuffs 

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i wonder what happens if thanos jerks off with that magic glove.

Me: *on a date*
Date: I put my rev clouds on plan view.
Me: *shoving breadsticks in my bag* I’m sorry I have to go.

UWU uh....... Hewwo.... Have u chekwed yowr worksets.

FBI Agent meme 

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