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perilously sliding ever nearer to the edge of a cliff labeled "horny on main"

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Petition to rebrand mom jeans as milf jeans

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That milfs looking at the moon toot kills me every time

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sometimes i look up at the moon and think, know who else is looking at that very same moon? MILFs in my area. and it puts me at ease

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Ok so here's the pitch: it's a movie with every bald actor in Hollywood. Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Patrick Stewart, Vin Diesel, The Rock, Jason Alexander, the works. I haven't worked out a plot yet but it'll probably have one

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some guy named “gunther” in a berlin bar in 2015: like twitter just sucks, everyone’s constantly tooting their own horn
eugen: tooting their what
gunther: yeah it’s an english expression, it mea—
eugen: someone hand me my notebook right fucking now

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i think pretty much the only way you can explain the state of Florida is "the cis"

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"we're not picking sides on this shit"

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did someone say soup time?! yo it's mother fucking soup time up in here!! let's get crazy!!!!

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LGBTQ.cool

A general purpose instance for all kinds of cool LGBTQ people and allies.