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a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. in my honest opinion, we made such a massive mistake in focusing so hard on horses.

in this presentation i will explain how we can change the kentucky derby to be more interesting.

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Merriam-Webster might have added a definition of they as used to refer to nonbinary people, but Wiktionary has had that, and a definition of uwu for a while, so clearly the latter is the superior dictionary.

kicking ass is actually a pretty bad fighting technique

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having a lot of thoughts right now that i want to share. right now im thinking about the guy that tried to heat up a lava lamp on his stove and died

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the n word pass isnt a real thing but the c word (cracker) pass is and im giving you all permission to use it as my friends

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only one guy has ever been killed by a slingshot and it was in the Bible. he was really big and uncircumcised and im not saying he'd be alive right now if he were small and had no foreskin but we really can't know

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i would say the greatest strength that snakes have is their total lack of respect for human law

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