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requesting financial help 

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Accidentally took ibuprofane and I can't fucking stop swearing

watching baby driver and im very disappointed to find out he is in fact an adult

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eat shit *and* die? in this economy?

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Have not been able to form a coherent shitpost thought that isn’t in the realm of “hotties for bloomberg” “hoe down for Bloomberg” “sluts for bloomberg” etc

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brief lewd text 

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picture this: you're plato. your butt smells awful and your robes are flecked with spoiled goats milk. you have olive pits stuck in your snarled and knotted beard. you live in a hole lined with pigs leather. you sit down at your 3 legged table and say "somewhere things are perfect." then u die and fancy lads agree wiht you for like 1000 years

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