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My toots have 0 engagement and it hurts :(

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i enjoy that my bank allows me to spend money, but i don't like that i have to give them money first

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you've heard of copy machines well I'm a coping machine

i left the goddamn interior light on all night like a dumbass i’ve had this car like a day and i already goofed

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new game idea: pokemon but it's about polyamory

you get to pick from three starter partners and then you travel the lands, wooing more partners to add them to your party

instead of fighting, partners try to make each other get all flustered. there are different types (strong, nerdy, cute...) and they all have their effectiveness stuff. the eight gym leaders and elite four are all dommes

professor oak is on a journey to discover every type of partner and put them in the polydex

tldr gay

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a cute girl: god i love all girls so much. i just want to make out with all of them

me, a girl: haha not me though, right? She can't mean me.

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I don't half ass things. I toot with my whole ass.

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bio stuff, kinda gross? 

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Psst dont tell anyone but i love my partner

Just kidding tell everyone

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you ever make a post that you know is for no one just to exorcise it from your head
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tips for newcomers

follow, boost and fave all you like! we don't care about follow ratios and faves are private. go hog wild!

boosting your own posts is 100% ok. no shame. the TL is chronological, so there's no algorithm to fight.

please do use CWs. if in doubt, use one just to be safe.

hashtags are your friends and really the only effective way to search for posts. be sure to use them to maximize your reach.

don't be afraid to engage. dumping pictures is fine but stay and chat a bit too!

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Imagine if every time a company made a major fuck up, it was nationalized instead of being fined 10% of a day's revenue

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the reason i don't want to get a new phone is that walking into the at&t store activates my "dad mode" and i become someone i hate (a man)

what do y’all use to access mastodon on an iphone? i’ve been using tootdon but that’s shutting down tomorrow :(

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LGBTQ.cool

A general purpose instance for all kinds of cool LGBTQ people and allies.