"How often had John Grandin encountered on a bus, a street corner, or merely in a photograph, some uniformed youth for whom he felt instantly a personal concern, an actual anxiety for his welfare. Because it took him each time unawares, he was always unprepared for this unreasonable response."

Darling, it's a perfectly reasonable response if you're a frustrated Daddy with a military beefcake fetish 🤷‍♂️